Director: Christopher Alexander
Rating: 3 Stars
Amber Lynn, Sheri St. Clair, Porsche Lynn, Danielle, Barbara Dare, Blondi, Candy Evans, Janette Littledove, Randy West, Tony Montana, Eric Edwards, Mike DeMarco, Rick Pons.
I was completely psyched when the re-make of Miami Vice came to the big screen in 2006. Not because I thought it would be a good movie - it was the predictable crap you'd expect from a Hollywood re-make. I did expect more from Jamie Foxx, but the flick sucked ass.
My excitement came from knowing that the release of the original TV series would be out on DVD. Now that is something to be happy about. I loved Miami Vice. I always made room for it in my Friday night schedule - it was that good. Innovative stuff for the late 80's and it was a helluva lot more entertaining than the drunken fuckos at local parties. I was always more of an action junkie than a party fanatic. Vice delivered the action.
Crockett and Tubbs were the shit! Between the slick cars, attitude and Tubbs' sawed-off shotgun... what's not to like. Now the series is back on DVD bringing back a critical element in the development of police dramas on TV.
Capitalizing on the name and the show's popularity, it's no surprise that a porn film would emerge. Porn producers seem to like altering Hollywood titles with a XXX slant. If you're talking bang for the buck, it's hard to say which series will deliver more, but Vice ran several seasons whereas Spice only had a lone sequel. If they'd titled it Anal Miami Spice, I'm sure it would have endured many sequels.
The Miami Spice lack-of-plot...
Cops, Amber Lynn and Sheri St. Clair go undercover to bag a drug dealer, Eric Edwards. But to do that, they've got to enlist Randy West's help and a porno pool party does the trick! Then, getting into a guarded mansion poses a problem, until luscious Danielle opens the door (among other things). Now our passionate policewomen are ready for the big bust! But first a raunchy round of erotic partying is in order.
This is a classic film with the typical lack-of-plot that's just dumb enough to be funny. Also it stars some of the 80's biggest porn queens. Check it out!