Director: Will Ryder
Released: August 2006
Rating: 5 Stars
Hillary Scott, Kat, Alana Evans, Jasmine Byrne, Naomi, Victoria Sweet, Jenna Presley, Melissa Martinez, Kurt Lockwood, Tommy Gunn, Marco Banderas, James Deen, John E. Depth, Johnny Castle.
From the box cover...
Hillary Scott takes over the role created by Jessica Sweet in Britney Rears 3, and it's a welcome change. Sure, Hillary looks less like the real-life pop star this series has been trying to parody, but she's also more nasty when it comes to sexual activity. The result is a Britney sequel that's both fun and hardcore. In fact, this is the best Britney Rears movie yet.
Instead of giving us another movie where Britney goes around making music videos and screws guys backstage, Britney Rears 3 has her going back in the past to 1974 and getting hot and heavy with the studs of that era. It's a neat idea and sets up a lot of comedic moments.
Isn't it tragic what has befallen former hottie and pop-star, Britney Spears - of whom this movies parodies in a no-holes-barred sort of manner - with her failed marriages and multiple kids with a guy who seems more confused in life than she is. She was whisked into a killer career so fast, she must have left good judgment behind in her travels.
My advice to anyone embarking on any life-changing choice would be to stop and think about the things that are really important to you. If your choice involves tons of money, as with Ms. Spears (aka: Ms. Rears in this feature), be careful of what may accompany such a choice. You'd think that making millions of dollars would afford you some options as you move ahead. Something to think about.