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Support Your Local Skateboard Shop #sylss
Support Your Local Skate Shop #sylss
Bearsharktopus
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Support Your Local Skateboard Shop #sylss
I doubt anyone wakes up fearing an attack by a Cyclops, Sasquatch or renegade troll riding a unicorn. On the other hand if Bearsharktopus discovers you riding a cheap-ass skateboard purchased from a discount store, he'll surely fuck you up.
The lesson here is avoid the trappings of sporting goods stores, toy stores, mall stores and discount box-stores or you will face the wrath of Bearsharktopus! You might write off Bearsharktopus as another mythical beast bred from the minds of monster-hunting whackos, but next time you're rocking your "Ninja Turtle" deck from Wal-Mart and you're brutally attacked, don't say you weren't warned!
Bearsharktopus lives and he has a low tolerance for those who refuse to support their local skate shop!
Uninformed skaters/consumers need your help. You can lend a hand and help support local skate shops by downloading these SYLSS "Crappy Skateboard" WARNING LABELS (4-up PDF files) and stick 'em on those crappy products you encounter in the mall, discount stores, toy stores and sporting goods stores.
Only independent skateboard shops sell quality products that won't break or fall apart in the first 10 minutes of use. Boards purchased from crappy department stores and gluttonous box-stores are unsafe and will usually result in unnecessary injuries.
Your local skate shop is the only place that cares about you and ensuring you get high quality equipment. Department stores, toy stores and sporting goods stores only want your money. Independent skate shops want to keep you as a customer by helping you get the best products available.
Check out our Support Your Local Independent Skateboard Shop resource center #sylss.
Check out the Bearsharktopus website!
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