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Poop Pie

"Hey, that pie looks like crap!" Don't worry it's served cold and tastes great. 12 minutes of prep time plus 2 hours of chilly refrigeration. Serves 4.

Ingredients:

  • 2 packets of Dream Whip® mix (I'm not sure what it is, but it's found in the baking isle at the grocery store)
  • 2½ cups of milk - divided (see below)
  • 1 teaspoon of vanilla
  • 2 packages of Jello Instant Pudding® mix (4-serving size)
  • 1 9-inch baked pastry shell or honey-graham pie crust

Other Stuff You'll Need

  • Electric mixer
  • Mixing bowl
  • Refrigerator

Preparation

  1. On high speed, mix the 2 packets of Dream Whip®, vanilla and 1 cup of milk (use the rest of the milk later) for 6 minutes or until topping thickens and forms peaks.
  2. Add remaining 1 ½ cups of milk and 2 packages of Jello Instant Pudding® mix
  3. Beat briefly on low speed then beat for 2 minutes on high speed.
  4. Pour or spoon the poopy mixture into the pie crust.

Cooking

  • Chill in refrigerator for 2 hours.
  • Serve.

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